My weather bug is blinking 7 degrees at me. I'm glad I can stay home tonight! Thank you all for asking, I am feeling better. My cold has settled in my chest so I'm doing a lot of coughing, but I really do feel better. My voice is still pretty bad. Last week end both my daughter and daughter-in-law almost hung up on me because they thought they had the wrong number!
I will leave you with this but, please, don't any of you be offended! (I'm a real blonde!)
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through. Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says...
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"