Saturday, March 27, 2010

Food for Thought

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

1 comment:

Darla said...

Thanks for my morning chuckle.