Saturday, March 24, 2007

Mildred and Earl

Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband
Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was

so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and a burden to someone,
she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.

"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is
just below your left breast.

Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.

I can relate, can you?


Tammy said...

Southward bound my friend, southward bound!!

PEA said...

ROFL oh yes I can certainly relate!!!! Sigh! lol

Shabby in the City said...

Haaaa Haaaa Ha!!!!

Trish said...

Oh my, I am laughing so hard I can hardly type! That is TOO funny! I just had a conversation yesterday with my husband about having "uplift" surgery...He just gave me that look that says "you are so wierd" (and too old!)